In his heyday, Johnny Carson used to compose ridiculous captions and stories to go along with old black-and-white photographs. This week, I find myself in a similar mood, so I've taken some of the more interesting TV Guide program descriptions, and (as Paul Harvey would say) given you "the rest of the story." If you've got some better ones, and I'm sure you do, feel free to chime in.
By the way, this week's listings are from Dallas-Fort Worth.
"The Captain's Paradise" - Alex Guinness and Yvonne de Carlo star. The captain of a ferry steamer has found the formula for perfect happiness. (Unfortunately, someone writes a message on the back of the paper containing the formula, and throws it overboard in a bottle.)
Headline - "An Eye for an Eye." Wilson must locate a blind man within 24 hours if he is to help restore the man's sight. (He runs an ad in the paper, hoping the man will read it. Wilson is not very bright.)
Liberace - A day in the private life of Liberace is the theme for tonight's show. He plays "Start the Day with a Smile." (For the remainder of the show, viewer discretion is advised.)
"Conflict of Wings" - John Gregson. Residents battle to preserve a bird sanctuary. (Ironically, at the same time, Alfred Hitchcock is scouting a location for a future movie. The residents will soon discover that birds do not value loyalty very highly.)
By the way, this week's listings are from Dallas-Fort Worth.
KRLD, Channel 4 (Dallas) (CBS) | ||
Morning | ||
05:55a | Give Us This Day | |
06:00a | Good Morning | |
07:00a | Captain Kangaroo | |
08:00a | Garry Moore (guest James Reneaux) | |
08:30a | Arthur Godfrey Time | |
09:30a | Strike It Rich | |
10:00a | Valiant Lady | |
10:15a | Love of Life | |
10:30a | Search for Tomorrow | |
10:45a | The Guiding Light | |
11:00a | CBS News (Charles Collingwood) | |
11:10a | Stand Up and Be Counted | |
11:30a | As the World Turns | |
Afternoon | ||
12:00p | News (local) | |
12:15p | Hair Fashions | |
12:30p | House Party | |
01:00p | Water Safety | |
01:30p | Bob Crosby | |
02:00p | The Brighter Day | |
02:15p | The Secret Storm | |
02:30p | The Edge of Night | |
03:00p | Variety Fair | |
03:30p | Mary Carter’s Cookbook | |
04:00p | Movie – “The Captain’s Paradise” | |
05:15p | Douglas Edwards with the News | |
05:30p | Space Adventures | |
Evening | ||
06:00p | Weather, Sports, News (local) | |
06:30p | Sgt. Preston | |
07:00p | Where Were You? | |
07:30p | Four Star Playhouse | |
08:00p | Victor Borge (special) | |
09:00p | Bob Cummings | |
09:30p | Climax! | |
10:30p | Cunningham | |
11:00p | Nighttime Movie – “Two Weeks to Live” |
WBAP, Channel 5 (Fort Worth) (NBC, ABC) | ||
Morning | ||
06:50a | Let’s Go Fishing | |
07:00a | Sunup | |
08:00a | Ding Dong School | |
08:30a | Ernie Kovacs | |
09:00a | Home (guest Frank Glazer) | |
10:00a | Kitty’s Wonderland | |
11:00a | Texas Living (color) | |
11:45a | This Is the Story | |
Afternoon | ||
12:00p | News (local) (color) | |
12:30p | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
01:00p | Matinee Theater | |
02:00p | A Date with Life | |
02:15p | Modern Romances | |
02:30p | Queen for a Day | |
03:00p | Movie Marquee – “The Duke of West Point” (part 1) | |
04:15p | News, Weather (local) | |
04:30p | Tricks and Treats | |
05:00p | The Mickey Mouse Club | |
Evening | ||
06:00p | The Cisco Kid | |
06:30p | All Star Theater | |
07:00p | The People’s Choice | |
07:30p | Ford Theatre | |
08:00p | Lux Video Theatre | |
09:00p | You Bet Your Life | |
09:30p | Dragnet | |
10:00p | Texas News | |
10:15p | Weather, News (local) | |
10:30p | The Count of Monte Cristo | |
11:00p | Tonight |
"The Duke of West Point" - Louis Hayward, Joan Fontaine. A young man at West Point thinks that he is bigger than the rules. (Just because his last name is MacArthur...)
KCEN, Channel 6 (Temple) (NBC) | ||
Morning | ||
06:55a | Program Previews | |
07:00a | Today | |
08:00a | Ding Dong School | |
08:30a | Ernie Kovacs | |
09:00a | Home (guest Frank Glazer) | |
10:00a | It Could Be You | |
10:30a | Feather Your Nest | |
11:00a | Movie – “According to Mrs. Hoyle” | |
Afternoon | ||
12:00p | RFD No. 6 | |
12:30p | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
01:00p | Matinee Theater | |
02:00p | Religion in Life | |
02:15p | Modern Romances | |
02:30p | Queen for a Day | |
03:00p | I Married Joan | |
03:30p | Play of the Week | |
04:00p | Cathy’s Corner | |
04:30p | Tales of the West – “Lone Rider Crosses the Rio” | |
05:45p | Camel News Caravan (John Cameron Swayzee) | |
Evening | ||
06:00p | Weather, Sports, News (local) | |
06:30p | Rocky Jones | |
07:00p | The People’s Choice | |
07:30p | Ford Theatre | |
08:00p | Lux Video Theatre | |
09:00p | You Bet Your Life | |
09:30p | Dragnet | |
10:00p | News, Weather, Sports (local) | |
10:20p | Late Date Theater – “Woman in His Life” |
Dragnet - A girl reports that her mother is missing. Joe and Frank investigate and find some strange clues, including a letter from a non-existent woman. (They then find out the girl is also non-existent, and that they've stumbled onto the set of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.)
WFAA, Channel 8 (Dallas) (NBC, ABC) | ||
Morning | ||
06:50a | Morning Devotional | |
07:00a | Today | |
08:00a | Beulah | |
08:30a | Trouble with Father | |
09:00a | Romper Room | |
10:00a | It Could Be You | |
10:30a | Feather Your Nest | |
11:00a | Julie Benell | |
Afternoon | ||
12:00p | News (local) | |
12:05p | Open House | |
12:30p | Ray Milland | |
01:00p | Afternoon Film Festival – “The Way Ahead” | |
03:00p | I Married Joan | |
03:30p | Grandma’s Magic Locket | |
04:00p | Frontier Playhouse | |
04:30p | My Little Margie | |
05:00p | Jukebox | |
05:30p | Dinah Shore | |
05:45p | Camel News Caravan (John Cameron Swayzee) | |
Evening | ||
06:00p | News (Joe Templeton) | |
06:10p | Weather (Warren Culbertson) | |
06:15p | John Daly and the News | |
06:30p | Stop the Music | |
07:00p | Star Tonight | |
07:30p | To Be Announced | |
08:00p | Headline | |
08:30p | The Lone Ranger | |
09:00p | Waterfront | |
09:30p | Patti Page | |
09:45p | Golf | |
10:00p | News (Joe Templeton) | |
10:15p | Weather, Sports (local) | |
10:30p | Mystery Playhouse | |
11:00p | Channel 8 Theater |
KWTX, Channel 10 (Waco) (CBS, ABC) | ||
Morning | ||
06:00a | Good Morning | |
06:55a | Program Previews | |
07:00a | Captain Kangaroo | |
08:00a | Garry Moore (guest James Reneaux) | |
08:30a | Arthur Godfrey Time | |
09:30a | Strike It Rich | |
10:00a | Valiant Lady | |
10:15a | Love of Life | |
10:30a | Search for Tomorrow | |
10:45a | The Guiding Light | |
11:00a | Better Living | |
11:30a | As the World Turns | |
Afternoon | ||
12:00p | News (local) | |
12:15p | Farms and Gardens | |
01:00p | The Big Payoff | |
01:30p | Bob Crosby | |
02:00p | The Brighter Day | |
02:15p | The Secret Storm | |
02:30p | The Edge of Night | |
03:00p | Movie – “God’s Country and the Man” | |
04:00p | Uncle Elihu | |
05:00p | The Mickey Mouse Club | |
Evening | ||
06:00p | Home Folks | |
06:15p | Douglas Edwards with the News | |
06:30p | Climax! | |
07:30p | Liberace | |
08:00p | Susie | |
08:30p | Pets | |
08:45p | Patti Page | |
09:00p | Bob Cummings | |
09:30p | I Led Three Lives | |
10:00p | News, Weather, Sports (local) | |
10:30p | Stop the Music | |
11:00p | Million Dollar Theater – “Barefoot Boy” |
KFJZ, Channel 11 (Fort Worth) (Ind.) | ||
Afternoon | ||
02:00p | Looney Tunes | |
02:10p | Kash Box | |
02:15p | Date with Drama | |
02:45p | Ann Alden | |
03:00p | Theater 11 – “Convicts at Large” | |
04:15p | Looney Tunes | |
04:25p | News (Jim Abbott) | |
04:30p | Movie – “Blue Mountain Skies” | |
05:30p | Looney Tunes | |
Evening | ||
06:00p | Range Rider | |
06:30p | News, Sports, Weather (local) | |
07:00p | The Little Rascals | |
07:25p | Les Paul and Mary Ford | |
07:30p | Million Dollar Movie – “The Gallant Legion” | |
08:55p | News (Dan Allison) | |
09:00p | Liberace | |
09:30p | Diamond Theater | |
10:00p | News (Porter Randall) | |
10:15p | Weather, Sports (local) | |
10:30p | Starlight Theater – “Conflict of Wings” |